Ghetto Prom Pictures

Ghetto Prom Pictures
Ghetto prom pictures

My mom emailed these to me earlier today. Apparently, jigs in the ghetto have been wearing some rather outlandish-looking outfits to the prom. Some of them I had to resize so that they'd fit in my center column. In those cases, you'll want to click to enlarge. Actually, you probably won't want to.

Ghetto Prom Pictures

Leroy, Otis and Juan pause for pictures on the red carpet, which, you'll notice, isn't actually made of carpet. Parts of Leroy's outfit are, though.

Ghetto Prom Pictures

Sharonda is looking rather hookerish in a purple, low cut number that shows off her boobs quite nicely.

Ghetto Prom Pictures

I'm pretty sure both of the kids in this picture are retarded. You can kinda see it in their faces. In fact, and it's hard to tell not being able to see his arm, that kid on the left might be a member of the Ying Yang Twinz.

Ghetto Prom Pictures

You wonder if the fellow in this picture's head is cut off because the photographer was high on crack or if that was done intentionally to hide his identity

Ghetto Prom Pictures

It takes a while to notice this, but not only do the patterns of each of the kids' outfits match, but the pattern on the big, gully looking one's headband and the pattern on his two weed carriers' Nike swooshtikas also match.

Ghetto Prom Pictures

Mexican people, like people from most foreign countries, just aren't used to the gulliness of an American diet. That's why their women are blowing up to such epic proportions.

Ghetto Prom Pictures

Nice and slutty looking, not unlike the outfit Lil Kim wore to the MTV Video Music Awards that one time. The chick on the right is almost conservative-looking though, at least by hood standards.

Ghetto Prom Pictures

Ah, the classic throwback suit and dress. Nothing really says class quite like it.

Ghetto Prom Pictures

This is probably my favorite, just because there's a nerdy-looking cracka-ass cracka dressed up as a pimp in it.

Ghetto Prom Pictures

Notice how the two chicks on either ends completely dwarf the chick in the center, even though she's probably like really, really big herself.

Ghetto Prom Pictures

Another white pimp at the hood prom.

Ghetto Prom Pictures

The fellow on the right is obviously teh ghey. Like, Leroy (or whatever his name was) from "Fame" teh ghey.

Ghetto Prom Pictures

Mercedes was the star attraction of the entire prom with her helicopter shaped weave.

Ghetto Prom Pictures

Seriously, what school district really allowed somebody this fat to show up dressed up like this to the prom?

Ghetto Prom Pictures

Finally, this is the most bizarre and, in some ways, the most sad of all of these pictures. Aaliyah showed up to the prom in an outfit specially designed to show off her soon to be born unwanted, illegitimate future convict of a baby.

Ghetto Prom Pictures


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